Some Math Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a dog?
A: |cat| * |dog| * sin(theta) * n
- Dr Foisy
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and a mountian goat?
A: You can't cross a cat and a mountain goat because a mountain goat is a scalar!
- Dr Foisy
Q: What's the difference between a lemma and a proposition?
A: You'll never hear a lemma at a bar.
- Dr Chapman
Q: What did the the mathematician say when he let epsilon got to zero?
A: "Whoops! There goes the neighborhood!"
Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelien Grape.
Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
Q: What's the integral of 1 over cabin dcabin?
A: Log Cabin!
- submitted by Katherine Sharrow
Q: Do you have any math jokes I could put on this pages?
A: If so, email me and let me know.