(sung to the Animaniacs theme, which is copyrighted/trademarked by Warner Brothers)
It's time for VAXamaniacs,
And we're zany to the max.
So just sit back a relax,
You'll VAX 'till you collapse.
We're VAXamaniacs.
Come join us here in Contact
Over on good ol' SPOTVB.
Magnet is the place that
Serious Discussion ought to be.
Fiction is Unlimited,
And is combined with FRP.
Our_World's over at SCANVA
And is crazy as can be!
We're VAXamaniacs,
SCANVA's up and SPLAVA yaks,
SPOTVB makes beige wisecracks,
While other nodes have one user max,
We're VAXamaniacs!
Meet 'dicea and Aunt Beast,
Two people in one brain.
JP is on a tele$#!t,
And Trouby's gone insane.
Rebel runs ol' Contact,
Jager's on at SCC.
There's Freki, DG, Sparky, Thor,
And Mindwarp - hey that's me!
We're VAXamaniacs,
The netiquette is somewhat lax.
We're beige to the max,
There's bologna in our slacks.
We're VAXamaniey,
Totally insaney,
Grades go down the drainey,
VAXamaniacs!
Lag to the max!
(Note to the VAX crew: apologies for not mentioning everyone...there's no room! Also, artistic license is invoked in the "other nodes" line...I know there were more users, we just didn't see them, usually! :^) )
(Note to all others: quick verse explanations - verse two lists a few of the popular VAX NOTES conferences, verse three lists the main SUNY nodes involved in NOTES, and verse four lists a (very) few of the NOTES crew. Oh yeah, and a tele$#!t a.k.a. a televideo is a VAX terminal here at madstoP - JP's comm. program reminded people of one. :^) )
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Page last updated 5/2/99.