Name: Poe
Species: Pissed off Human with lots of weapons, Female Queen from the
planet Zorg {again with lots of interesting weapons}
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 130
Look: Queen under cover as human, same look at human form. Voice different when Queen then human, making it obvious to friends that the change has occured.
Hair color(s): Long Dark brown hair, with Blonde streaked bangs.
Eye Color: Hazel/grey in human form. Orangish/Red in Queen form.
Languages: English, Zorgonic {which is practically the same as English,
just a little harder to understand sometimes, and seems to make you
ramble more often}
Appearance: Wide legged pants, often with no shoes or socks, tank top,
Womanizer gun in back pocket and Maninizer gun in hand to use on crazy
females. Carries a multi-coloured bag that goes over head & across
chest, which holds other mystery objects, such as ninja stars (the ones
you throw at people or things), an aphrodisiac, and many other things
yet to be discovered.
Weapons: Mexican Thrasher (home-made baseball bat), Super Permanent Ink
Gun, Handheld ink gun, super powered water gun, tranquilizer gun, Shock
treatment gun, Hand Gun, Womanizer gun (for changing men into women),
Maninizer gun (for changing women into men).
Often kicks people in the shin before she has to beat them up. One tough
SOB. Enjoys thinking up master plans for her planet Zorg to take over
that lousy planet called Mars.
Enjoys imitating Spock. Extremly sarcastic all the time. Has the
ability to ask questions and get answers to anything and amazingly not
offend anyone.
Telepathic, and often is able to forsee the future of many humans.
Has ESP and communicates with homeland using this power. (Phoning costs
too much.)
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Page last updated 5/2/99.