Name: Mindwarp
Species: Werewolf, with optional 'toon forms
Height: 5' 5.5" as a human
Weight: Unknown (because the scale said I weighed FAR less than around what I last knew I
was... I know I lost weight, but the scale was ridiculously off)
Hair (in human forms): Brown, fine (okay, so I read Tick's Circus of the Mighty...)
Eyes: Brown
Fur (in lupine forms): Silver
Appearance: In Homid form, Mindwarp would appear relatively normal... okay, if you consider
normal to be a woman dressed in black jeans, boots, leather bodice, and a blue poet's blouse,
long brown hair streaming over her shoulders. She also generally carries a broadsword,
although lately a large, bizarre looking gun has been her weapon of choice. A perpetual hint
of sadness lurks in her eyes, for unknown reasons.
In Crinos (werewolf) form, she grows to be about 8' tall, silvery fur gleaming in the moonlight.
She's still wearing the bodice and jeans, although the rest of the clothing melts into the fur.
Her weapons don't seem as impressive anymore...
In full wolf form, she looks like an average silver wolf. No trace of any clothing or
accessories can be detected.
In addition, thanks to having hung out with 'toons for too long, she has the ability to turn
into 'toon versions of the lupine forms. Her 'toon werewolf and wolf forms look similar to the
normal forms, except that she looks far less real, almost two-dimensional. Of course, the
advantage of then being able to act according to 'toon laws of reality offsets the odd looks...
Name: The Mired Cockroach
Species: Cockroach
Height: ???
Weight: ???
Hair: none
Eyes: If you could see them, brown
Appearance: The Mired Cockroach (TMC for short) looks like a VERY large cockroach. The only
oddities about her appearance are her muddy feet (from hanging out with her Sewer Rat friends
for too long) and the pair of prescription sunglasses she somehow obtained (hey, are YOU going
to ask a roach how she got something? I don't think so.). The glasses help her deal with the
light of the human world, as well as read when she's typing up her ummm.... adult stories. Her
voice is high-pitched, and completely imcomprehensible to anyone except Mindwarp. Think Kenny
from South Park... and like him, most of her dialogue would probably be bleeped out if she was
on television.
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