The bar is a homey, lived in place. It's evident that it's been around for a while. Comfy
booths line the walls, framing the pool table in the center of the room. Bar stools snuggle up
against the oak bar. The wall behind the bar is filled with all sorts of bottles of alcohol,
some that are easily recognizable, others that are not otherwise seen on Earth.
If you look more closely, however, you can see where this bar has seen some rough times.
Scortch marks are artfully hidden by the low lighting, but scratches on the bar, perhaps by
some wild animal, can be more easily spotted. Some parts of the bar look newer than others,
perhaps indicating where some sections have been refurbished and/or rebuilt. And then, there's
the back room...
Where only those whom Soggy find trustworthy are allowed. This is the armory. Scores of guns,
swords, and other, more bizarre weapons line the wall. These are only used in extreme
emergencies, and can only be obtained from Soggy himself. Unfortunately, the weapons have had
to be used a number of times... for the bar seems to be a weirdness magnet. Many unusual
occurences have happened either to the bar or to it's patrons. Who knows what will happen in
the future?
Name: Soggy
Species: Human
Height: 6'
Weight: Unknown (he's not telling... but he's about average weight for his height)
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Appearance: Soggy appears to be your average bartender. He's usually dressed in a normal,
button-down shirt and jeans, with sneakers. He's always willing to listen to any story, no
matter how unusual, and offer advice. The only truly unusual things about him is that he
always knows what you want to drink, before you even walk into the bar, and that he's does seem
to be so normal, no matter what happens.
Of course, he does have a flak jacket and powerful shotgun under the bar, just in case...
(Note: in story-writing terms, because you always write your entrance into the story at the
bar, Soggy knows what you want because YOU already know what you want...)
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